Thanks, Kadokawa.

So, yeah, I'm about 94.3% sure this blog is dead.

I made a new LJ, anyway, mostly for shits and giggles. I only have one post up, and I don't have any friends on that account. >_>; I'm a loner. I don't feel like adding people right now, mostly due to the fact that the one post I have up is obscenely long and rambly, and could probably be considered emo and whiny. I don't like that aspect of it, but I haven't deleted it. That's weird, right? Right.

Moving on. So Kadokawa has been fucking with the fans of Haruhi again, as usual. From what I've seen on the AnimeSuki forums (YES I'M SO NERDY THAT I HAVE AN ANIMESUKI ACCOUNT, AND YES I AM SO LAZY I ONLY CHECK LIKE THREE WEBSITES FOR NEWS), there was a TV listing that showed Bamboo Leaf Rhapsody as an episode title, but it was changed. Oh, Kadokawa...This is like, the laziest trolling you've ever done. Raise your standards! You could be pulling much more elaborate pranks than this! There's only a few days until the broadcast might happen...

I really, reeeaaaally hope there's a new season. It's been about seventy billion years since Melancholy aired. Also, the seitenkan visual novel might end up in hell for a while if there's no new content, as all the writers and pretty much everyone involved with it will be despairing.

Off topic time. I volunteered to provide moral support on the Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya board. That's like the crappiest job ever, but it's easy and it's fun. Also, apparently I'm a cloudcuckoolander? People have referred me to the TV Tropes Cloudcuckoolander page multiple times since I started posting on AnimeSuki. I'm more of a deadpan snarker in real life.

*sigh* I wish something interesting would happen. I'm bored.

Four out of the five people that have added me as friends on that forum are guys that are older than me by at least three years. I just realized that. They should want nothing to do with me. I clog up threads with off topic crack and I'm never useful. I'm part of the age group that should be fawning over Edward Cullen HATCHETFAAAACE and Zac Efron and various other "attractive" boys, but I've never not mocked them when they were brought up in a conversation.

I'd pick Simon from Gurren Lagann or Kyon from TMOHS over Edward Cullen any day. Not even in a bad self-insert fanfic way. If I somehow met Simon (from any point in the series, even pre-timeskip), I wouldn't be able to say anything more than "GAR! GAAAAR!"

He's a badass, okay? Stop looking at me like that. It's not like I think he was cute or completely awesome after the timeskip but before the last five episodes, okay? Not anything like that. Pssht, why would you think that?

But that Simon is in the perfect range! He's directly in the middle of the badassery scale. At one end you have shota Simon, and at the other end you have neck-corset-wearing Simon, who is badass enough that wearing a neck corset doesn't make him 100% gay immediately. In the middle you have the Simon I fangirl over. I don't even fangirl over him in a romantic way! I really just want to give him a high five!

[/fangirl]

Kyon...I just want to tell him that he's awesome. I want to mock things with him, and then once he's in a false sense of sarcastic security, I'd kick him in the teeth and tell him to STOP BEING A DIPSHIT JESUS CHRIST YOU LIKE HARUHIIIII

[/insane fangirl]

So yeah. Dead blog is dead, new blog is being crapped out, and you can comment on the new one if you for some reason want to add me as a friend and witness my writing failures.

note note is note

I've been neglecting this blog lately. Really, it's just because nothing's happened lately that would be worth blogging about. Still, I'd feel super lazy with just a few posts for this month, so....a copy-pasted Facebook note.

Question 1:
What was the first thing you thought this morning?

oh crap, my alarm clock is bright--wait a minute, it's, like...4 AM. wtf am i doing up? *sleeps*

when i woke up for real, i was too...half asleep...to think anything for a while.

Question 2:
How late did you stay up last night?

till maybe 1:30? i couldn't sleep, thanks to stupid non-drowsy advil cold and sinus.

Question 3:
What did you do last night?

i watched coraline with keiko and emiri, and then i made approximately 47589 stars.

Question 4:
Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?

younger, because i just made him up right now. because he does not exist.

/IMAGINARY/ CRUSH

wait, does that mean that he would be related to the debate-causing imaginary babies?

Question 5:
Are you in a relationship?

...if the sims counts.

wait, no, not even in the sims, because i don't have any self sims. that's just....creepy.

Question 6:
Do you own a stereo that cost more than $100?

no. wtf? who does?

Question 7:
Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them?

if you count my dad, then yeah.

Question 8:
How s your heart lately?

what? is that....is that your way of telling me i have a heart problem? crap. now i'm going to end up wikipediaing hearts, and heart problems, and all the symptoms of DEATHHHH. T_T

Question 9:
What were you doing this morning at 7am?

sleeping.

Question 10:
What were you doing this afternoon at 12pm/Midday?

something that i wouldn't remember.

Question 11:
What was the reason you last cried?

uh....getting conditioner in my eyes? that stuff BURNS. it's worse than shampoo. =_=

Question 12:
Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?

no.

Question 13:
Have you ever cried while taking a shower?

uh, pretty much every time i have a shower, if you count getting soap/shampoo/whatever in your eyes and then BAWWWWing about it to be crying in the shower.

Question 14:
What was your favorite grade/Year at school?

i'd say grade five....but it was pretty boring and...uh, boring. so, grade seven, i guess.

Question 15:
What were you doing at 12am last night?

trying to sleep.

Question 16:
Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?

lolololol yes.

Question 17:
When was the last time you were given roses?

....why would i ever get roses? wtf? who even gives out roses? i'd only accept roses from someone if there was like, an ipod or a wii remote or something inside of them.

Question 18:
Is there anything that you are craving for right now?

tea. my kettle boils water reallllly slowly.

Question 19:
Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?

strangely, yes. there have been too many substitute teachers to count that have called me "airn" or "urn" or "eroni" or something equally stupid.

also, emiri always spells my name like....i don't even know. ask her, it might end up being "eighryghghjpjn".

Question 20:
Have you ever started a sentence with No offense, but... ?

no offense, but that's a pretty stupid question. WHO HASN'T? WTF?

Question 21:
Do you drink tea?

well, duh.

Question 22:
When was the last time you saw a cop?

like, four hours ago, maybe? unless you're....cop-ist, and don't count mall cops as real cops.

Question 23:
Did you ride in someone else s car today?

WELL, OBVIOUSLY. I DID GO TO THE MALL TODAY. the world will implode if there's ever a day when i don't need to bum a ride off somebody.

Question 24:
Have you made a mistake in the past week?

yeah. multiple, actually. thanks for making me FEEL BETTER, INSENSITIVE QUESTION.

Question 25:
What are you listening to right now

shouldn't there be some form of punctuation at the end of that question to you know actually make it a question

Question 26:
Why do you like the person you do?

I THOUGHT I HAD GONE OVER THIS.

Question 27:
Do you miss someone?

not really.

Question 28:
Are you happy with your life?

meh. i might as well be, because it's not going to get much better.

Question 29:
If you could choose only one thing to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

MISO SOUUUUP. om nom nom AAAH NOW I WANT SOME IS THE MALL STILL OPEN IS THE SUSHI PLACE IN THE MALL STILL OPEN MISOOOO SOOOUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP

Question 30:
The Death Penalty - For or Against?

neither. i'm for the zombie penalty. BOOM BAM! that is how you avoid taking sides. except it doesn't really work in the pro-choice/pro-life debate. zombie babies are the worst kind!

Question 31:
Describe your ideal man/woman.

ahahahaha any guy that is not asking me out as a joke, or asking me out while drunk.

Question 32:
Describe yourself in 5 words.

sarcastic (apparently), someone-who-attempts-to-be

-funny-but-fails-no-exceptions (AHAHA compound words ♥)......online? bored? boring?

Question 33:
You have 24 hours to live.. what will you spend that time doing?

awkwardly telling my friends and/or family, listening to them awkwardly say things like "oh....'kay" and "lololol yeah right see you on monday" and "okay....well, can i have your [something], then? because one time you let me borrow it, and i forgot to give it back....oh hey! it's this life-saving medication that dr.mcninja AND house gave to me AT THE SAME TIME, would you like some?"

also, surfing a robo dracula from the moon.

Question 34:
McDonalds or Burger King?

uh.....pass.

Question 35:
What are you wearing right now?

jeans, black t-shirt, red comic-book style halftone pattern cherry/star sweatshirt WTF WHY WAS THAT SO DETAILED also socks and underwear and such and whatnot

Question 36:
Do you have any phobias?

i have all of them.

that's right, i have every phobia. and right now, you just thought up a ridiculous phobia, thinking that you're so smart. you thought "oh really? so you're afraid of...someone with 5 letters in their first name, 7 in their middle name and 5 in their last name teleporting into your house and installing venetian blinds on your fridge door?" well, now that you've thought of it, it exists and therefore it counts as a phobia and so i have that phobia.

THANKS FOR THAT.

Question 37:
When was the last time you spoke to your Parents?

uh...well, i just asked my mom when the last time i talked to her was....so, about 3 seconds ago.

Question 38:
Money, Beauty or Brains?

brains. see, that question wasn't phrased very well, so i'm just assuming that it means that i'd get a whole bunch of brains that i could freeze, so that i could be prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

and yes, a zombie apocalypse is one of my phobias.

Question 39:
If you could change something about one body part, what would it be?

all of them OTL LOLOLOL what is my life? ;______;

~and.hearts.semicolon~ EMO PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK, WILL YOU ADD ME NOW?

I love:

• Today's XKCD. No matter what day you are reading this, I love today's XKCD.

• Manga Traders. In the last 10 minutes I've downloaded 6 volumes of xxxHolic. GOODBYE, ANNOYING ONEMANGA ADS!
  

• The ghetto sixers I got stuck behind again. "An' sowwahuz laaayik, dea'est muzzma, YO A FOO' BITCH. Guh-BAH. An' den ah hung up da motorolala, and mah pizzaypawzay wuz all, "who you talkin' to? DO YO' HOOOOMEWORK, CHI'! An' ah say, "AH NOT YO CHAAAI', PA! AH YO KID! WEH DID MOM GO?" An' 'e wuz laik, "DER IZ NO NEED T'BE YELLIN', FOO'! AH'Z RAAAYIT DUNSTERZ!" Azzept he said it like, "There's no need to yell, I'm just downstairs! I can hear you!"

• Stupid memes. "Do you smoke?" No. "How many packs a day?" KG;DLKAGJKLD

• Keiko and Emiri, if they go to the Friday night thing. If they don't....JAZZ SLAP TO THEM! VIOLIN ELBOW! BASS DRUM KICK! DRUM ROLL PUNCH! COOOMBO~! OTL, Keiko. Sorry for using you to practice musical killing, Emiri.
  

I sort of want to let this blog go dead. I don't want to delete it, though. I don't know how that works.

Funerals = sad, funeral receptions = OM NOM NOM SANDWICHES. I'm a terrible person. BUT AT LEAST I RECOGNIZE THE FACT.

I ran into the trio of retarded grade sixes again yesterday. They weren't quite as entertaining, and they seemed sort of sad. Still, ghetto sadness is more interesting than normal sadness.

THE MOST ENTERTAINING GHETTO EMO LINES

"Guhhurl, you be trip-yip-yappin'. You be trip-yip-yappin' laaaaayyyik yo PAPPY PAW PAW. You trippin' untah doze razor blades."

"Call that Kid's Help Phone! Work it! YOU CAN BE FABBALUS AND ADOPTED-A-ROPTED!"

"Shave yo face, chaaaaaaayid. Reyamoove doze teeyah tracksezis. You be dealilalain' witadid so-hum IZZUES. Raaaimes wit' TIZZUES."

"You're phone is ringin-Ah meeeyin, yo motorolala is bitchin'! It's laaaik, RANGALANGALANG! A-RANGALANGALANG! It dat song, laaaik, da "galangalangalaaaaahAHAHAHA!"

[after being asked to go over to someone's house] "Ah would, buchah gotcha getcha da doctchas offiz. Ah dunt know if ah to' yo dis, but ah got....ah, shizzle izzle rape-whizzle, what da dizzy wit da...sayuntazuh? It da.....oooooh! OHOHO! Ah GOT EEYUH. Ah got da oh-see-DEEYUH. Yeah, it's actually pretty serious, and I ran out of my meds today....it's not good. I'll see you tomorrow."

[after noticing me stuck behind them again, trying not to die of laughter] "Yo, we got a folluwah. We got....ahudeeyenz. It whatchu call bein' pawpoolah'! Pawpoolah like dah po-pos! Dayum po-pos come to mah windowindaaah, dey like, EESHUH! 'EESHUH! GETCHO HEYUD INTO DAH WIYUNDOW! An' aaahem laaayik, OH HEY, MOM! Ah thochu was dah POPOZOUZOUS! Dat is greeeeyuk."

I FEAR FOR MY LIFE.

They go back to baybeeez! Or, a phonetic interpretation of what Brampton's grade sixes think gangsters sound like.

I feel sort of bad for not replying to any comments or anything like that before posting, but I have a reason for it:

My computer is haunted.

Seriously, every time I go to post a comment or change my layout or anything involving tags or other HTML stuff and whatnot, the little paragraph in red text says that my HTML cannot be accepted; tag is not allowed. It doesn't even give an example of what the tag is. There's just a big blank space there.

THERE IS /GHOST/ /HTML/ HAUNTING MY HARD DRIVE.

Aaaanyways, not much has happened since my miserable last post of despair. That's...really pretty sad. I got stuck behind some really slow-moving grade sixes while I walked home. It took me an extra fifteen minutes to get home, but it was worth it for the conversation I overheard.

[Three girls are walking home (or maybe to the 7-11) very slowly, taking up the entire width of the sidewalk. They talk in totally fake, ghetto-meets-valley-girl voices.]

GIRL WEARING 80 BELTS (APPROX.): Ew, did you go over to dat [yes, she said "dat"] ho-face Samantha's house? Eeew.

GIRL WITH ALMOST-TEASED HAIR: Suhmahennthaaah is a maaan-traaan. But ah huuurd you'd.

GIRL WEARING A SHIRT TOO TIGHT FOR HER THAT HAS UNFORTUNATELY BEEN TUCKED INTO HER TOO-SHORT, TOO-TIGHT, TOO-HIGH PURPLE CORDUROYS, BUT STRANGELY HAS NO JACKET: Aaaehaaaehhhhyaaer!

BELTS: Well, of course I did! Din I tell yo dat ah an' dat ho-train wuz like...taaaight? We go back to baybeeeez, yo ho!

TEASED HAIR: Buuuuuhut yoou saaayed yoou hate les-trans! Bitch iiis soooooo gaaaaaaaaay-ay. She so gaaaaayay thaaaat she don' know wot mas iiis.

UNFORTUNATE CORDUROYS: Mas is maaaath! Maaath is hard!!!

TEASED HAIR: IIII saaaayed mas, not math! Wot aaaheharr youuu, a neeyeeerd?

UNFORTUNATE CORDUROYS: Nuh-UNF! I's never talked like [starts talking like a sane person] Uh, what question are we on? 4? Oh. Uh, 42.

BELTS: Buck ta me, gulls! So we wuz laiiik baybeez, and we wuz in da hus-pee-tayl, and den ah muzz-ma's ah laaik "Yo, dat baybeez ah beeeyin keeyooot! Aaaah!" So, see, we'z taaayit, we'z ah laik..."yo." So ah muzz-mas, dey ah ah laik , "yo, let us beyee fuh-rends. But ah pohpaaz, dey is laaaik, "what ah waaaives doin' der? Ah, screw dis." So den we ah laaaik yo, let's beyeee fuh-rends doo, and den Sam is laaaik, sho', ah koo' wi' dat. But den, she ahhhhl laaik "well may-uh-bee ah dun WAN get bad guh-rayez. An' ah'm laik, oh, what dis biii-yi-tuch be say'n noohow? Well, she sayed tuhDEH she wan' do WOUUURK. An', ahm laaaik, what nooow? But den she is laaaik...yo. [starts talking normally] The thing is, my parents are pressuring me to get better grades, and I don't want to stop talking to Sa-

UNFORTUNATE CORDUROYS: *pulls out cellphone*

BELTS: [talking like a retard again] Fatty, if you got taaayim to be diallin' yo Telus, yo Mo-to-ro-lala, you got taaayim to run to yo freeenz howz an' yell whatchu WAN yell troo' dat Koodo. Yo could burn some ca-lo-reez whi' yo addit! Yo's a fat bee-ee-eeyuh!

...It actually hurt to write that. Oh well, I guess I should go make sure that my science fair board is 100% regulation...

Despair and science call for ALL CAPS!

I figured that I could make a decent post for once, and not BE FRICKING DEEEEAD, but I remembered that I have science tomorrow so aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I will probably be dead forfrackingEVER, so if there are no posts or comments or anything for about 64589 centuries, it is because I am trying to slit my throat with one of those three panel cardboard display boards.

I am so full of x.despaiir.x and xX*~.sadNessZ.~*Xx.

Eew, that looks like 80% of the MSN names and Facebook statuses I've seen in the last...like, three seconds. *pukes and dies*

ZETSUBOU SHITAAAAAAA

I'M IN DESPAIR! THE FACT THAT TOMORROW I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!
PINK SUPERVISOR AGREES.
MAYBE I WOULD'NT MIND GOING TO SCHOOL IF MR. DESPAIR ITOSHIKI WAS MY TEACHER because he is full of lulz and emo.

He'd be better than Mrs. "How is my babby formed?" ScienceTeacher.

/DESPAIR/ /DESPAIR/ /DESPAIR/